Quotes from the 3 year old

Alex: Mom, you shouldn't make oatmeal any more. It gets on my pajamas .... See? I told you.



Me: Alex, I can't look right now. I'm driving and I don't want to crash the car.
Alex: Because then we'd have to go to the dentist? All of us??



Alex: Mama? You're doing it kind of wrong-ish.



Alex (from bathroom): Mama?
Me: Yes?
Alex: It's getting kinda crazy in here!