Owen: It's a buffalo crossing!
Alex: Let's go buffaling!
Alex: It was loud when that baby cried. And I couldn't even close my ears because there was bacon on my hands.
Alex: H-A-L-S spells house.
Me: Alex, are you going to get married when you grow up?
Alex: No. Too kissy.
Owen: Where did you get our basketball, Mom?
Me: Daddy got it for my birthday.
Owen: Dad, you should get Mom a BB gun!
Alex: That's excrusting!.
Alex: That burp was funny. But it still wasn't me.
Me: Alex, what is all over your sleeve?
Alex: Rock angels. You know ... like snow angels in the snow. But this is with rocks.

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