Conversations

Me: Alex, what did you have for lunch at school today?
Alex: Uuummmm ... ketchup. And ... milk.
Me: Excellent.

Me: [reading a book] Oh no! Where did that itsy-bitsy spider land?
Alex: In the big underpants. [Giggle]. Mama?
Me: Yes?
Alex: You wear big underpants?
Me: Um ...

Owen: I can't get this apart.
Alex: It's okay, GeGe. You do it when you be three!